Granted, but she loathes your condition of living, (You're messy!) and after stopping to get her feet unstuck from your nasty floor, she goes back to the mansion, where she will ultimately tell it's occupants about the disgusting house she was just in.
This ruins your chances of ever actually dating a playboy bunny. Or anything that said relationship may entail.
I wish for an unholy army of the walking dead, at my command.
Edit: This thread has taught me that I should never be allowed to curse anything or anyone, ever.