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Howdy there folks, ah'm a-here on the offchance any of you folks perusin' this fine advertisement board here are lookin' fer a town where we likes ta lay back, chew on an ear o' corn, an' genrly speak about things in the ways we used ta speak back in them olden days.
Cornpoke's a fahn little place, where time goes slow and the folks is even slower. Ahr ahce-cream parlour's got 1 flavour, by jiminy it's vanilla. ahr womenfolks got legs hairier than mah mule, and they gots they own spitoon in tha saloon for their chewin tobaccer.
We gots a coupla spare beds for rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, ****-kickers and Methodists, so quit yer lollygagging and get on over.
Ah recommend ya jump on yer pony, and swing by for a look, who knows, maybe even rest up a couple o' days and practise yer verbosity in the language of frontier gibberish - it's ahr speshultee. Some of ahr boys can use their tongue better'n a 20 dollar *****, it's real pretty to listen ta.
Cornpoke's a fahn little place, where time goes slow and the folks is even slower. Ahr ahce-cream parlour's got 1 flavour, by jiminy it's vanilla. ahr womenfolks got legs hairier than mah mule, and they gots they own spitoon in tha saloon for their chewin tobaccer.
We gots a coupla spare beds for rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, ****-kickers and Methodists, so quit yer lollygagging and get on over.
Ah recommend ya jump on yer pony, and swing by for a look, who knows, maybe even rest up a couple o' days and practise yer verbosity in the language of frontier gibberish - it's ahr speshultee. Some of ahr boys can use their tongue better'n a 20 dollar *****, it's real pretty to listen ta.