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Breaking in Horses
A horse throws you off. You lose 242 health points.
A horse throws you off. You lose 242 health points.
DeletedUser
That's nothing, I got kicked by a cow, lost 107 health points, but I didn't die!
hmy:
hmy:DeletedUser
A prospector thinks you've been giving him an unfair share. He attacks you. You lose 83 health points. 
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Hunting Turkey
A turkey bites you. You loose 112 health points.
Well damn, how big are these turkeys?!
A turkey bites you. You loose 112 health points.
Well damn, how big are these turkeys?!
DeletedUser2708
Must be one of those mutant South Park turkeys!
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Yeah, that was my favourite one
I don't remember how much damage I took from one of those monsters, but it was over 100 points as well I guess they must have had a much longer thanksgiving back at those days then, with so much to eat...DeletedUser
Those damn Indians...
DeletedUser
Yeah, that was my favourite one
lol I'm never hunting turkey's again. At least I finished that quest for Waupee before one of them monsters killed me!
DeletedUser
A cow kicks you. You lose 224 health points.
DeletedUser
i forget the real thing but went sumthing like this:
sumthing explodes in your face you loose 6hp..
6!!!! ive done more damage with a nail than explosives?? strange...
sumthing explodes in your face you loose 6hp..
6!!!! ive done more damage with a nail than explosives?? strange...
DeletedUser
You fall off your horse. You lose 24 health points.
DeletedUser
A rock falls on your foot. You lose 42 health points
DeletedUser
I still can't stop laughing
my character is a clutz and she fell from the horse forgot how many health points she lost
my character is a clutz and she fell from the horse forgot how many health points she lost
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DeletedUser
Beat this:
A cow kicks you. You lose 191 health points.
A cow kicks you. You lose 191 health points.
DeletedUser
ok ... lets beat it
A horse throws you off. You lose 312 health points.
Cant read?? anyways i got a funny one.
A big rock falls from the ceiling. You lose 112 health points.
Pretty big rock..
DeletedUser
i got attacked by a prospector and lost 144 health for giving him a bad cut of land
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got a nail through my hand while putting up posters
DeletedUser
thats not bad i think
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A branch falls on your shoulder you lost 84 HP