Break A Wish game

DeletedUser

okay your make this wish hard but i'll handle it
.... granted but the explosives were superglued to you

i wish no tnt are made
 

DeletedUser

Granted, but I founded TNT the next day.

I wish for more explosives, it not 2 be glued 2 me, not lit, only activated by me, real, and in every major US governement building 2 blow up in 30 seconds after the next post. O and unstoppable and cannot be unactivated.
 

DeletedUser

granted but you got smashed by a flying crate

i wish i becomea supreme lord of all tnt owners
 

DeletedUser5046

graNtEd...but your facTory of Tnt explodes...and all your mEmbErs are clEared FroM thE maP^^

i wish "L" was alive...
 

DeletedUser

granted but it does nothing and its completly useless

I wish for a teenage mutant ninja turtle the real 1 :)
 

DeletedUser5046

gRanted!! and thE tUrTle always hiTs yoU wiT hiS nunchucks^^

i wish we could have a battle...
 

DeletedUser

granted but you bored from punching the punching bag (aka james the hunter )

i wish for angel to fall madly in love with prune juice
 

DeletedUser

Granted, but prune juice spoils and is very nasty... So she breaks up with it, and pours it on your head

I wish for the new year already
 

DeletedUser

granted, but you drank to much and can't remember the party

i wish premium was free!
 

DeletedUser

Granted, but you have to completely start over with a new account.


I wish there were less towns...
 

DeletedUser

Grated, but more wore founded the next day.

I wish u guys werent idiots and think im a punching bag.
 

DeletedUser

Well people use you as a kicking bag instead of punching bag.

I wish I wasn't smart
 

DeletedUser

Granted, but you had to go to school and got smart anyway.

I wish for coffee with milk and no sugar.
 

DeletedUser

Granted, but 4 some reason they gave u a drink, shaken not stirred.

I wish 4 people 2 stop acting like im a hitting bag.
 

DeletedUser

Granted they take aim with their guns and your now a shooting target

I wish i was the president of the USA
 

DeletedUser

Granted, then the congress impeaches you, and you are forever shamed...

I wish for money!
 

DeletedUser

Granted you get 1 penny

I wish for chuck norris as my personal bodyguard
 

DeletedUser5046

gRanted...but He's Too LazY to GuaRd yOu..so yoU WerE kIdnAppeD

i wish for a ChickEn
 

DeletedUser

granted but the chicken would have flu.

i wish to be part of a movie..
 

DeletedUser

Granted, but it stars coleman francis and is called red zone cuba.

I wish for fannie mae to go up to fifteen dollars.
 
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