Break A Wish game

DeletedUser

granted but the system is so good you blow up

i wish to see a live performance of Mitch Hedberg (R.I.P.)
 

DeletedUser5046

R.I.P?!

gRantEd....howEvEr...you rest in peace as well...

i wish to rain
 

DeletedUser

GRANTED...as you wished its raining.....raining acid

i wish that i was iron man
 

DeletedUser

Granted, you then rust to a horrible death!

I wish i was the unforgivin Blooba96. xD (Not really but come on. xD)
 

DeletedUser

Granted, but since I found you were a fake, I killed you!!

I wish for laughter
 

DeletedUser

granted but the laughter is people laughing at you :D

I wish for a movie theater in my basement
 

DeletedUser1376

granted but you have no movies to watch :| and there is no popcorn! ARGH!

i wish for love
 

DeletedUser

Granted, but she/he/ze leaves you for the one they love

I wish for a free hour
 

DeletedUser

granted, but you lost it

i wish for an unfillable hole with unremovable grate over it so no one could push me into it
 

DeletedUser

Granted but two muggers come after you,
One Removes the grate and then the other one throws you down the hole!
After of course... Beating you up and taking your wallet.

I wish I was the Mugger who took his wallet.
 

DeletedUser5046

GrAnted!!! But sOmeOne TooK thE waLlet wHen yoU DroppEd it.

i wish i could do more wish
 

DeletedUser

granted but after you use up more wish you run out :O

I wish for Presents for CHRISTMAS LOL!
 

DeletedUser

Granted,but the christmas tree where all the presents are gets caught on fire along with your presents.Thus,you lost all your presents.

I wish for all forum post counts back.
 

DeletedUser

granted but after your wish all the forums got deleted

I wish for a pack of ammo for my gun
 

DeletedUser

Granted, but because I put a carrot in the gun earlier, it explodes and blows your hand off.

I wish for some gum.
 

DeletedUser

Granted, but its a old gun with no one who could make ammo for it.

I wish for a hood
 
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