Break A Wish game

[DeletedUser]

Granted, but it crushed u and michael jackson before he got even close.

i wsih 4 everyone 2 laugh at u

 

[DeletedUser]

Granted, but they laugh at you as well.

I wish to have time to watch a movie

 

[DeletedUser]

granted but it was a short film

i wish for door back.

 

[DeletedUser]

Granted, but I blew it up.

I wish for Melvin and Ach*flem*med to have a game of checkers

 

[DeletedUser5046]

gRanTed!!! bUt thEy gEt borEd so thEy cHangEd thE gaMe tO pokEr

i wiSh to have A dOnkEy...

 

[DeletedUser]

Granted, but it almost hits you in the face before I saved you.

I wish you would stop making dumb wishes where I have 2 safe you

 

[DeletedUser]

Roadmap to sexyness

Granted you stop saving her and she dies hmy:

I wish for my new puppy to stop pooping all over the floor!!!!

 

[DeletedUser]

Granted, it poops all over you

I wish to rule the world

 

[DeletedUser]

granted but ruler of world of good bacterias..

i wish to be the greatest uncorrupted wisher of the game

 

[DeletedUser]

Granted, but your so awsome you die of a heart attack from stress.

I wish 4 a donut

 

[DeletedUser]

granted, but it's made out of testicles.

I wish for a horse named cheese

 

[DeletedUser]

Granted, but it is made out of cheese as well.

I wish for a apple

 

[DeletedUser]

Granted, theres a bookworm, that are parasites that eat yourbrain when you eat the apple!

I wish for a word that rhymes with Orange and is an actual word!

 

[DeletedUser]

granted but this word is a swear and offensive to everyone and everything and so cannot be said

I wish for to be killed in anyway or form

 

[DeletedUser]

Granted, you are found dead in your room with a shotgun blast through your skull with the note saying, "Courtesy of the hunter!"

I wish for some more ammo.

 

[DeletedUser]

Roadmap to sexyness

Granted but you get a cannonball ammo for a cannon

I wish for my bro to stop shutting down my computer!!

 

[DeletedUser]

Granted, but instead of shooting it down, he blows it up with a cannon and a cannonball saying,"Revenge foo!"

I wish for MACHINE GUN ammo

 

[DeletedUser]

Roadmap to sexyness

Granted you get it but then you realise its useless because you dont have a machine gun

I wish for and indian headress

 

[DeletedUser]

Granted,b ut your suffocated by the feathers.

I wish that roadmap wouldn't be an idiot. I have ALWAYS had a machine gun.....*pulls out machine gun and makes a spade in the wall*

 

[DeletedUser]

Granted, it's so tiny you try to fit your head through and u suffocate!

I wish for guitar hero 3 and the system to play it! xD