A message one of my soldiers got after hitting another soldier (within 5 levels of him, at that):
since you town likes to hit people that cant fight back all you workers are going to be hit repeatedly. enjoy
Funny to me because he was belittling himself just as much with that comment.
OOOOO best yet. This is from Brisco County Jnr. If any of you have run into him, he's an amazing guy. Really, he's a great source of entertainment. This is the message we got after we caught him via the MORTICIAN STATS of our allied town, attacking allies.
tell me who told you this ! If an alliance doesnt have a logo ir us or ca then it makes it tough I have made errors and right now the wimp that wrote you I want hung. DFirst off I find I am in this world with a bunch of kids who are picked on shoved in lockers given swirleys. I am ready to quit forever since its a game act out in game instead of being a tattle tale confront . so heres my oath to you TELL ME WHO WROTE THIS TO YOU OR COMPLAINED ABOUT ME OR YOU AND YOUR TOWN AND ALLIANCES WILL BECOME MY ENEMY.
I am sick of these wimps who just because I duel them and beat them want to be cry babies. theres one punk who attacked me and lost 1000 and keeps attacking me the other night 4 times til he knocked himself out. I am sick of it I try on some worlds to play a good guy on others EVIL AND I AM TALKING DIRTY EVIL. BUT THOSE ARE CHARICTERS. I FIND TTHE PROSECUTION AND CROSS WORLD ATTITUDE INSULTING AND OFFENSIVE AND AM REPORTING IT TO MY FRIEND WHO IS A MODERATOR. THEY WIOLL GET PUNISHED . AND I WILL TAKE OUT MY WRATH ON THEM AND THIER TOWNS IF i AM IN THEM I WILL QUIT. HOWEVER I WILL BE HONEST ON 2 WORLDS I WAS TOLD BY MY LEADERS TO INFILTRATE THIER TOWNS ETC... AND ATTACK FROM WITHIN SO YEAH I WAS ATTACKING FOR EXAMPLE LETS SAY THIS IS TISH TOWN. AND THERE IS TISH 2 NEXT DOOR. BUT THEY KNEW I WAS THE ENEMY AND INVITED ME TO JOIN THEM AND I AM EVIL ON THOSE WORLDS BUT LIKE I SAID TISH.
I WILL NOT BE THREATENED CROSS WORLD OR MARKED CROSS WORLD I WAS TRYING TO PLAY A GOOD GUY HERE BUT PLEASE DO NOT MAKE ME TURN EVIL. GIVE ME THE NAMES!
and then his response when we called his bluff and kicked him:
Brisco County Jnr. Today at 10:04 AM
IM NOW GOING TO BE THE SCURGE OF YOUR TOWN HOW WILL YOU RID YOURSELF OF ME i WILL SWITCH TOWNS OVER AND OVER AND CAMP ALL YOUR BUILDERS.
THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR NOT READING WHAT I WROTE. EAT MY HORSE.
Thanks -TP for combining.
If anyone is bored, look up Briscoe County Jr. on W9. What the Moderator wrote in his profile is amazing.