Secret jobs: Which ones have you found?

DeletedUser14280

Celxius said:
"A drunkard in the gutter takes a swing at you, and connects. You lose 344 health points."
That's for the secret 'Clear the Streets' job.
You need to equip a black waistcoat to make the job appear.
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I posted that on the 'worst injuries while working' topic here, and it refers to a secret job I found.

Post any secret jobs, and their descriptions, and any injuries you've taken from them, here!

'Clear the Streets'
"The sheriff needs you to put on the uniform, and help him clear drunks off the street"

Skills needed: Stamina, Shooting, Leadership*2, Tactics.
Difficulty: 96.

I'll upload a bit more detail when I work out how the image hosting thing works.
 

DeletedUser

"Build the cult"

You are needed to help convert a Beaver Dam into the meeting place for the Secret Society of the HornToads

Skills needed: Construction, Repairing, Ledership, Swimming

Difficulty: 124

You get spotted by others as you build. The Society hazes you into submission lose 104 health points
 

DeletedUser

You break your jawbone laughing at noobs on the forum. You lose over 9000 health points.
 

DeletedUser

I found a job that grants wishes. I might share the details with the others but me and my secret club decided against it. Better we rub communal noses in the dirt about <insert whatever first on server bragging rights hurff hurff here>. Good day gentlemen!
 
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DeletedUser14280

Okay, I managed to figure out ImageShack. Here's the job description.[spoil]
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DeletedUser

I'm no expert, but it appears that there are a few pixels that are out of place.
 

DeletedUser14280

I didn't touch the EXP star at all.
I only edited a few of the numbers.

Have a look at your browser, I think that star's always a bit off.
 

DeletedUser

Wow, i have never noticed that before :indian: you learn somthing new daily.
 

DeletedUser14280

Here's another.[spoil]
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I asked a mod about the dynamite.
Apparently it's supposed to be used to blow up something by the ninjas, but you get it first.
 
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DeletedUser

Everyone knows Pirates would BEEPpwn Ninjas.
 
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DeletedUser14280

That's why the pirate set (not yet released) can automatically reveal this job, and give you lots of labour points to it.

Also, "BEEPpwn"? What the heck is that supposed to mean?
 
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DeletedUser14280

BEEP...pwn?
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...Does it mean "to befuddle with sexual advances"?

Gyoza said:
Everyone knows Pirates would use sexual advances to confuse Ninjas.
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Is that accurate?
 
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DeletedUser

In polite terms it simply means pirates would own ninjas.
Pirates would beat ninjas.:)
 

DeletedUser14280

I think that what I made up was funnier, though.

I can't really reveal any more secret jobs, I need to find them first.
Can anyone else post a screenshot of a job?
 

DeletedUser

Celxius said:
I think that what I made up was funnier, though.

I can't really reveal any more secret jobs, I need to find them first.
Can anyone else post a screenshot of a job?
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Don't think there are anymore "secret" jobs. :dry:
 
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