Worst injury when working?

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TheAbe said:
A turkey bites you. You lose 98 health points but from droppign a rail rode piller i only lost 6 WTF ???
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Yes there very realistic here in The West haha ;)

Like this;
You get an electric shock. You lose 8 health points.

Hmmm electric shock from a telegraph pole only 8 HP lol i'm not complainign :p
 

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A big angry man doesn't believe anything you say. He beats you up. You lose 32 health points.

:eek:hmy:
 

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i got a massive injury of just 352 by doing the job "breaking the horse".
 

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I fell into the river and caught a cold twice in a row ripping off 150 hp each time, good thing that i leveled in between. Seriously, river fishing is scary.
 

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You stay in the sun too long and get a bad sunburn. You lose 10 health points.



Not to mention horrible bikini tan lines... :p
 

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A stick of dynamite explodes a bit too early. You lose 30 health points.:eek:hmy:
ok now im scared about transport ammo
 

DeletedUser

A horse throws you off. You lose 179 health points.

where did it threw me off?a skyscraper?
 

DeletedUser

A horse throws you off. You lose 319 health points.

You think that was bad... mine threw me from the top of everest!
 

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A cow kicks you. You lose 128 health points.

They don't like being branded.
 

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You fall off a canoe and catch a cold. You lose 207 health points.

My worst injury so far.
 

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a wolf bites you. You lose 264 health

well so much for hunting wolves all night
 

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2 possibilities: mutant oranges OR we have enemies out there!

all rights reserved to my town in world 9!

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An orange falls on your head. You lose 85 health points. (mutant oranges maybe?? :dry:)

Apparently we have a mutant orange patch to the west of Fargo Be careful!

XXXXXXXXX On 4/15/09 at 6:18 PMQuote
are we sure someone wasnt sitting in the tree and painted a rock orange and through it at you. WE HAVE ENEMIES OUT THERE!!! lol
 
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SHOESHINING "Those aren't shiny enough!"
You get a hit on the head. You lose 1 health point.

OK not my worst but thought it was funny,
reminds me of Goodfellas....go get your ****ing shoe shine box, tommy lol
 

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Crazy Shooter said:
all rights reserved to my town in world 9!

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An orange falls on your head. You lose 85 health points. (mutant oranges maybe?? :dry:)

Apparently we have a mutant orange patch to the west of Fargo Be careful!

XXXXXXXXX On 4/15/09 at 6:18 PMQuote
are we sure someone wasnt sitting in the tree and painted a rock orange and through it at you. WE HAVE ENEMIES OUT THERE!!! lol
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yeah, what about guarding forts? you must have enemies tossing small rocks or have an arieal bombardments of coconut carrying swallows!:eek:hmy:
 

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Jim PlunderSilver said:
yeah, what about guarding forts? you must have enemies tossing small rocks or have an arieal bombardments of coconut carrying swallows!:eek:hmy:
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or maybe we've mistaken the oranges for basketballs and Kobe is throwin' them at us!! Kobe is actually an enemy of ours!! And he wants attention but we think it's oranges so he goes "you b@$t@r*$, it's not oranges, how stupid can you get, it's me, it's me!!!" but we are so ret@rded to think it's oranges!!! :rolleyes:
 

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The prospector didn't like your offer. He hits you in the face. You lose 25 health points.
 
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