I've saw this on a chat sent by a friend, and it beats you all for now.
Job finished: Scare birds off the field Today at 4:13 PM Delete
Scare birds off the field
Motivation 100%
Duration 10 minutes
Wages $ 0
Experience points 0 Experience points
Injury You don't pay attention and trip over a rock. You lose 105 health points.
Dead faint Your health points dropped to 0. You passed out and therefore you will receive no money and no experience points for this job. When you wake up you find yourself in a hotel room. During the accident you must have lost all of the money you had with you. You feel exhausted, all you need is sleep. « »