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A big branch falls on you. You hurt your shoulder. You lose 1 health point.Got this while I was felling trees lol.
I think it was a small branch
heh.
I think it was a small branch
heh.DeletedUser23359
LOL!!!
In retrospect, just flicking the cigarette behind you wasn't very smart... You lose 255 health points
In retrospect, just flicking the cigarette behind you wasn't very smart... You lose 255 health points
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BOOOM! You lose 9 health points.
Wow, and i thought Nitro Glycerine was more dangerous then that.
Wow, and i thought Nitro Glycerine was more dangerous then that.
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Hunting grizzly bears
94%
2 hours
$ 0
0 experience points
The grizzly bear hits you with his paw. You lose 620 health points.
Your health points dropped to 0. You passed out and therefore you will receive no money and no experience points for this job. When you wake up you find yourself in a hotel room. During the accident you must have lost all of the money you had with you. You feel exhausted, all you need is sleep.
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Hunting grizzly bears
73%
2 hours
$ 46
113 experience points
The grizzly bear hits you with his paw. You lose 465 health points.
What are they feeding these damn Bears?
What are they feeding these damn Bears?
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« Job report: Picking tomatoes On 8/20/10 at 4:44 AM
Delete » Picking tomatoes
79%
2 hours
$ 0
0 experience points
You eat too many tomatoes during work and get a bad stomach ache. You lose 20 health points.
Your health points dropped to 0. You passed out and therefore you will receive no money and no experience points for this job. When you wake up you find yourself in a hotel room. During the accident you must have lost all of the money you had with you. You feel exhausted, all you need is sleep.
I know I was working with low life, but tomatoes? really! Nevermind the bullets I have lodged in my body, watch out for the farmer work!
Delete » Picking tomatoes
I know I was working with low life, but tomatoes? really! Nevermind the bullets I have lodged in my body, watch out for the farmer work!
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The smell is horrible and you vomit. You lose 1 health point.
Got this while tanning deer skin
Got this while tanning deer skin
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you are lying on the tracks and get hit by a train lose 13 health points
WHAT
WHAT
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Lol
Hmm, I guess you dot die of trains driving on you. Dynamites are more dangerous than trains driving on you!!
Hmm, I guess you dot die of trains driving on you. Dynamites are more dangerous than trains driving on you
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yes and darn turkeys
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What job was that ?
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charleton I've got it before
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You're unable to pull your hand out of the feeding trough in time. You lose 3 health points.
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Took a half a dozen shots at Gui Kate with no weapon before I decided to go bak to work so my health was already a bit low but.....
A stick of dynamite explodes a bit too early. You lose 191 health points.Your health points dropped to 0. You passed out and therefore you will receive no money and no experience points for this job. When you wake up you find yourself in a hotel room. During the accident you must have lost all of the money you had with you. You feel exhausted, all you need is sleep.
So much for that thousand dollar bankroll I had goin' and now it's 40 minutes to Richmond. *sigh*
Thats pretty harsh. wow
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Imo this is the best and coolest injury ever that has happened to me, tought I would share it here!
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A big bang comes from the mine shaft. A fire wave is rolling towards you. You lose 4 health points.
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A big bang comes from the mine shaft. A fire wave is rolling towards you. You lose 4 health points.
DeletedUser18222
where did u get it?
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DeletedUser18222
really?i never had that one before
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you get a bad sunburn you loose 1 HP
why the heck did that happen? i was wearing a sombrero!
why the heck did that happen? i was wearing a sombrero!