Cool, I'm going to become Beaverman! I'll be a superhero!
Edit: Seriously though. Half the injuries are serious and I think half are supposed to be funny. They don't mix well...they should all be one or the other.
Well...three times the damage of a stick of dynamite. Pound for pound, you have to figure a stick of dynamite is, conservatively, 100 times as powerful as a beaver. If that was a 1 pound stick of dynamite, the beaver would have to weigh 300 lbs.