Break A Wish game

[DeletedUser]

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Granted but the crow picks your eyes out like in the movie "The Birds"

Ummm i wish i was immortal

 

[DeletedUser]

Granted, but Chuck Norris didnt like other people being immortal and roundhoused kicked u 2 death (note: immortal means eternal YOUTH and life BUT u can still get killed learn it foo!)

I wish 4 the color green to turn into the color of nothingness

 

[DeletedUser5046]

granted!!! however it only turns invisible when you sleep

i wish for a rainbow

 

[DeletedUser]

granted. the rainbow is made out of throwup.

I wish for peace for the world

 

[DeletedUser5046]

Granted!!! but another war was created and its for you to blame.

i wish for someone to dance

 

[DeletedUser]

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Granted but you have to dance with the person you hate the most

i wish i had a spaceship

 

[DeletedUser]

Granted but it's the death star AFTER luke has blown it up

I wish for a forest

 

[DeletedUser5046]

granted!!! there are T-rex in the forest and they ate you.

i wish for faye valentine

 

[DeletedUser]

Granted, however Faye valentine mutated to turn into a GIANT T-REX and eats you.

I wish for the best gaming computer ever that never crashes indescrutible, not even god,satan, chuck norris, or anything can destroy it! It only works for me, you cant lock it from me, you cant hide it, you can't destroy it from the inside.

(I know someone is still gonna find a way to corrupt this but still. xD)

 

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granted, but Oprah destroys you!

i wish for Oprah Winfrey

 

[DeletedUser]

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granted but then she goes on one of her eating sprees where she gains 200+ lbs and she eats you

I wish i was the best ever at life

 

[DeletedUser]

gratned, but u were so awsome, God banished u......2 a black hole.....

i wish i was awsome

 

[DeletedUser5046]

Granted!! And GoD Vanished you AftEr R2Sexy...

i wish for a planet

 

[DeletedUser]

granted, but you had no means to get to it

i wish for a moon pie

 

[DeletedUser5046]

GRanTed!! But YouR MooN Pie WaS LosT..

i wish i could teleport

 

[DeletedUser]

granted, but it was because you were a ghost

i wish for ramen!

 

[DeletedUser]

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granted but you get so many ramen noodles you get lost in them and your never heard of again

I wish i was the most popular person ever

 

[DeletedUser5046]

GranTed!!! You WerE The MosT PoPular LoSer

i Wish i was stuPid

(how can they corrupt this?!)

 

[DeletedUser]

granted but you walked of a cliff because of it

i wish for a million gold nuggets!

 

[DeletedUser]

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granted but a group of prospectors (i think thats spelled wrong) mug you and leave you with one nugget of gold left but you find out its fools gold and its worthless

I wish for a pet monkey