Break A Wish game

DeletedUser

Granted, but we just ignore your wish.
I wish that the force would be with me.
 

DeletedUser

Granted, but we do not grant you the rank of Jedi Master.
I wish that i was the last person on Earth.
 

DeletedUser

granted but unfortuantly for you we moved to the moon and an astroid is moments from impact with earth.

I wish for a faster internet
 

DeletedUser5046

gRanted!!! but your PC break down cuz of a superfast internet...

i wish for a better cam^^
 

DeletedUser

Granted but angelaiah lapses into a coma seconds after delivery.

I wish for warm weather for the rest of the weekend
 

DeletedUser

Granted, but it gets over 150 degrees, plus humidity

I wish for a car!
 

DeletedUser5046

granted...you have a sports car that runs wit only two wheels..

i wish for a blue kimono
 

DeletedUser

Granted but the mircale grows legs and runs away.
I wish for Santa Claus.
 

DeletedUser

Granted but you have to travel to Hawai to get the pizza by wich time it has rotted.
I wish for a cattle.
 

DeletedUser5046

granted..i wished that before so i take it away

i wish for a tiger!!!
 

DeletedUser

Granted, but its an endangered species so they take it away and put it to zoo. I wish for a panda.
 

DeletedUser

granted but you suffocate because you are not in water

i wish for a million books that are in perfect condition( and not booby-trapped!) and will last for ever and lots of text in it and pictures and in english!
 

DeletedUser

Granted but I robbed you because they are awsome.

I wish 4 people to listen 2 Slipknot more!!!!!
 

DeletedUser

Granted, but the new fan base is all over the age of 85 and there's growing pressure to only do Rat Pack covers.

I wish I had a big red button that would pause time.
 
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