DeletedUser5046
granted but we have a big button indicating play and fast forward so you wont pause time for a long time ^^
i wish to have a blue throw pillow...
i wish to have a blue throw pillow...
DeletedUser
Granted but the pillow is stuffed with time bombs that will go off in five seconds.
I wish for angelaiah013 to stop taking over the Off Topic Forum.
I wish for angelaiah013 to stop taking over the Off Topic Forum.
DeletedUser5046
gRanted but i chanGed anGel chanGe her mind since sHe love Raidin off topic threads *plus better to shut up than to pretend to be smarty^^*
i wish to be smarter...
i wish to be smarter...
DeletedUser
Granted but you are only smart in the area of being dumb.
I wish for Christmas Eve to come quicker.
I wish for Christmas Eve to come quicker.
DeletedUser
Granted. Christmas comes, but all you got were ankle socks 
I wish I was a SUPER-HERO (with a spiffy cape).
I wish I was a SUPER-HERO (with a spiffy cape).
DeletedUser
Granted but your only power is the power to ge your powers removed.
I wish for MOAR INTERNETS!
I wish for MOAR INTERNETS!
DeletedUser5046
gRanted...you haVe a rIppEd pink spiffy cape...tat makes you fly backwards...
i wish for a pet turtle^^
i wish for a pet turtle^^
DeletedUser
Granted, but it hides itself in its shell and never comes out of it again.
I wish for a statue of me.
I wish for a statue of me.
DeletedUser
Granted, but it's a snapping turtle and bites you.
I wish that one of Westwoods presents would be a angry killer beaver
I wish that one of Westwoods presents would be a angry killer beaver
DeletedUser5046
gRantEd but it turned out To be the sweetest angry killer beaver...
i wish to have a pet duck...
i wish to have a pet duck...
DeletedUser
Granted but it has to live in an apartment like in "Friends" were it gets left behind when you go to London and the person who was supposed to be looking after it forgets and it dies.
DeletedUser5046
hahaha *no wish*
hmm.. i wish i to play billiards
hmm.. i wish i to play billiards
DeletedUser
Granted but only for a few seconds.
I wish for a time machine.
I wish for a time machine.
DeletedUser5046
gRanted but can onLy take you back on the time you were about to be eaten by a dinosaur...
i wish for a little donkey
i wish for a little donkey
DeletedUser
Granted! But he has rabies.
I wish for a M-16.
I wish for a M-16.
DeletedUser
Granted but before you can get a round off the rabid donkey headbutts you, knocking you down, and proceeds to casually tear your throat out.
I wish I wasn't so good at procrastinating.
I wish I wasn't so good at procrastinating.
DeletedUser
Granted but I don't know what it means.
I wish I knew what it meant.
I wish I knew what it meant.
DeletedUser
Granted but your find out so much your mind goes BOOM......from a shotgun shell
I wish for Rise Krispies
I wish for Rise Krispies
DeletedUser
Granted but they are out of date.
I wish for Christmas Eve.
I wish for Christmas Eve.
DeletedUser
Granted. They make you feel older!
I wish for an elf.
I wish for an elf.