Break A Wish game

DeletedUser5046

gRanted but it happens to sumone else...

i wish i could change rex into a mouse...^^
 

DeletedUser

granted, but Im so cute and adorible, noones afraid of me and they all love me, and my girlfreind gives me more free time.
I wish that last part came true. (hear quietly *Hey hun, uh... but... its christmass eve!)
 

DeletedUser5046

granTed...yoUr Gf GivEs yoU a Lot of tiMe piCking yoU fur one by one...


i wish im a squirrel
 

DeletedUser

Granted, but you get shot by a kid with a new BB-gun.

I wish for a new computer.
 

DeletedUser

Granted! But then the world get burned up by Global Warming!

I wish for nothing!
 

DeletedUser

Granted, but by having nothing, you essentially have something.

I wish everyone would have a nice and safe Christmas.
 

DeletedUser

Granted but some people don't do Christmas so it is only safe for those who celebrate Christmas. A person who doesn't celebrate Christmas fires loads of nukes therefore eliminating that wish.

I wish I was a 1337 n00b haxxor.
 

DeletedUser

granted. by the way i don't celebrate christmas ;)

I wish for Jake Is Your Deity to not be a 1337 n00b haxxor.
 

DeletedUser

Granted. Now he is a n00b himself.

I wish for EVERYONE to have a safe and happy December the 25th, without explosives, guns, or overbearing grandparents.
 

DeletedUser

Granted! But now you will have one with overbearing parents, aliens, and as if that's not enough, the world will come to an end.

I wish for nothing. For I know none of you will ever be able to grant me anything!
 

DeletedUser

Granted! But you become an agnostic and realize that you can't know anything for sure.

I wish for a surfboard.
 

DeletedUser5046

gRanted..but then you change your mind and wish for a pUrplE flowEr^^


i wish for a blue kiss^^
 

DeletedUser5046

gRanted..but cats take over your bed and now you HavE to slEep on the cOuch^^

i wish for a happy new year^^
 

DeletedUser

Granted! But New Years Eve will be a nightmare.

BTW: I love kittens and would gladly sleep with them, lol.

I wish for a world full of adorable little animals and lots of healthy debates!!
 

DeletedUser5046

gRanted but they are so small you didnt knew you have eaten one of em..now they hunt you down^^

me love cats too

i wish for a big black cat
 
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