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lmao gold
i got
A big piece of track falls on your foot. You lose 6 health points.
i got
A big piece of track falls on your foot. You lose 6 health points.
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A big branch falls on you. You hurt your shoulder. You lose 70 health points
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so the most common ones are tripping over and things dropping on you. oh and animals getting pissed.
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A horse throws you off. You lose 304 health points.
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Got you beat thefbiman. 
A horse throws you off you lose 310 health points.
A horse throws you off you lose 310 health points.DeletedUser
isn't that bad? a horse hates you more lol
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well you can always eat the horse
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A cow(or rather, a bull) kicked me and dealt 73 points of damage.
That apparently pissed me off, so I ripped both horns off of its head(x2 product).
Now, what do I do with these? If only I could glue them onto my grey bowler hat; that would be sweet.
That apparently pissed me off, so I ripped both horns off of its head(x2 product).
Now, what do I do with these? If only I could glue them onto my grey bowler hat; that would be sweet.
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Guess I'm still lucky
You get an electric shock. You lose 45 health points.
You get an electric shock. You lose 45 health points.
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Apparently Indians get pissed too.
The Sioux chief did not like your offer at all. A horde of indians is chasing you. You lose 223 health points
The Sioux chief did not like your offer at all. A horde of indians is chasing you. You lose 223 health points
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You fall off a canoe and catch a cold. You lose 109 health points.
Lost 100+ health for the first time.
Lost 100+ health for the first time.
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I never tried lost 100 HP. Even the Roundhouse kick of a cow or bitingmetalbeak of a turkey.
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Building bridges seems to be unhealthy
You fall into the water. You lose 258 health points.
You fall into the water. You lose 258 health points.
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Screw this for a laugh...
Those berries seem to have been sour. You lose 1 health point.
Those berries seem to have been sour. You lose 1 health point.
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Anyway, here are some injuries that I got after doing some Jobs:
PICKING CORN:
You get a bad sunburn. You lose 16 health points.
TENDING SHEEP:
A sheep bites you. You lose 1 health point.
SCARE BIRD OFF THE FIELD:
You don't pay attention and trip over a rock. You lose 5 health points.
PICKING CORN:
TENDING SHEEP:
SCARE BIRD OFF THE FIELD:
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You fall into the water. You lose 308 health points. Building a bridge
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That $UCK$ so much.
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any die yet? i died once, went straight to my hotle to sleep, any know what else will happen?